| 1. | Coyote Hunter | ||
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Female version of a cougar hunter Dude1: That girls fine! wtfs she doin talkin to that old dude?
Dude2: Shes a fuckin coyote hunter bro! |
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| 2. | El Gato Paradox | ||
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When an unattractive or goofy looking guy with no obvious redeemeing features or qualities hooks up with a hot girl, either short or long term. I just don't get it. Bill hooked up with another Babe. What does she see in him?
I don't get it either. It's another example of the El Gato Paradox. Real life examples of the El Gato Paradox; Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones. |
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| 3. | pamplona | ||
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Shorter, easier to say version of running of the bulls The runs. El Coyote is okay for drinks, but their food gave me major pamplona last time I ate there...
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| 4. | stanford | ||
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A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as any Darwin award winner. Trust fund son one: "Did I really spend my entire life working to get in here?"
Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley." |
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| 5. | Arizona | ||
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Ok, I just went through all the Arizona things, and hell, all of them are terrible! You can't base all your knowledge on stereotypes! And nobody better f*cking say "Oh I've been to Arizona. We just moved there and now we're leaving cause it's too stupid!" Cause I have news for you, IT'S NOT STUPID! U ARE! How long have you been here? Were you here for two weeks? Two months? Two years??? I've been here for my entire life. I've been to almost half the other states, and I would choose Arizona over any of them. So here's my definition of Arizona. The REAL definition.
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Arizona - The Grand Canyon State. State Flower - Saguaro Cactus Blossom. State Bird - Cactus Wren. the only place in the world you can find a saguaro cactus. (Which is why we take price in it) Coyote, Javelena, Horney Toads, Diamondback Rattlesnakes and many more very unique creatures have made Arizona there home. The cacti that are rooted here have many varieties including saguaro, prickly pear, barrel, jumping, organ pipe, and yucca. We have high taxes, but a LOT of other states do to. Do the math; NEW PRESIDENTS, MORE MONEY FOR OLD ONE!!! Most beautiful sunsets you have EVER seen! (Even northern Arizonans can relate.) Some of the best Mexican food in the country! (And no, Taco Bell does not count as Mexican food stupid mid-country people who say, "Hey, lets go for Mexican food!" And than go to Taco Bell.) Arizonans know the most Spanish than you! We can pronounce all the cacti I named earlier, and many more.... |
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| 6. | You aint Down | ||
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when someone tells you this, they are trying to say that you can't do something cuz you're not brave. so you have to reply "i'm down", and then do it guy 1: hey, are you down to go steal that car
guy 2: you aint down guy 1: i'm down.....just watch |
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| 7. | Andrew | ||
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Name usually belonging to the biggest pussy on a campus. They drive compensation cars, gain extreme beer muscles (liquid confidence), think they have game, and treat girls like shit. As well as having chapstick dicks. They need to make a Frat titled "TOOL" so all the "Andrews" can be quarantined. This one time at band camp, Andrew asked me to shove a trumpet up his ass.
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