someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of
by el capitano December 12, 2004
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Exceedingly and visibly hung over, to the point of being unable to function.
Yeah, man, I was feeling pretty shitty at work the next day, but Tom was el capitano - passed out in his own vomit in the back room.
by the_amadaun September 26, 2005
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When someone drives a boat and there sex appeal increases by at least 10 points.
When cam drives a boat he is el capitano and it makes me wet.
by Riancz August 23, 2015
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A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
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