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Ejector seat 

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.
As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .
Ejector seat by axeman6980 October 13, 2010
Elesti is just Celestia with the first and last letter taken off. It's a cool code name to use with your friends if your name is Celestia.
Hey Elesti, can you grab that for me?
elesti by CelestiaRiddle May 20, 2021

ejecto seato 

the name of the in-car hydraulics used to eject someone, especially someone of latino descent.
Tyrese: Ejecto seato, cuz!

pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.
So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

Full Eject 

When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.
Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"

Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"

Full Eject by Jimmy Walker March 11, 2007
Eesti is Estonia in estonian.
Estonian: Eesti on riik Euroopas.
English: Estonia is a country in Europe.
eesti by Estonia_is_awesome July 6, 2015