Premature Ejaculator 

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

Premature Ejaculator by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

snoring ejaculator 

the act of sleep talking then all of a sudden coming

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.

snoring ejaculator by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010

phallic glitter ejaculator 

A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.

Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.

phallic glitter ejaculator by Brae54 August 23, 2011

pidgeon ejaculator 

someone who ejaculates pigeons in public spaces for money

He is a Pidgeon ejaculator

pidgeon ejaculator by pidgeonejaculator2000 March 14, 2023

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010