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Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

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When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.
This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy
Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017
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Queen of escalation

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A reference to Taylor Hebert from Wildbow's "Worm" Alia 'Skitter', 'Weaver', K̵͚͕͈̺̖̈́͂́͝͝ê ͍̠̹̳̬̂̍̾̕̕þ̵̣̟̲̹̆̃̉͛̀͜h ͕͔̭͉͛̈́͒̆͘ͅṛ̴̨̣̗͕͂̄̉̌̌ï ͍̮̺͕̹́̑͂͐̉
A God once tried to kill Skitter. I don't see any gods around here, do you?
Yes, the queen of escalation escalated against god. And won.

Once, the queen of escalation tried to deescalate and surrendered to the lawful authorities. Over the next twelve hours, she killed one of the most powerful heroes in the world and a decorated military officer, and forced the evacuation of a square mile of city. She got a medal for it.
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post mature ejaculation 

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To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.
Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.
post mature ejaculation by brazzee September 5, 2010
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Post Ejaculation Thoughts 

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A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.
After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
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First Ejaculation 

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The one orgasm you spend your entire life trying to get back.
Damn I remember my first ejaculation it was so intense I almost passed out.
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Synchronized Ejaculation

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A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.
Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.
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