|1.||Eight Year Olds, Dude|
1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.
2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about
1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear
Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!
1: An ocho is someone who is sexually attracted to girls primarily of about 8 years old. An ocho prefers eight year olds, but they also are attracted to girls of other ages.
2: It may also refer to the eight year old girls themselves.
Carl: "Dude, I heard that guy likes 10 year olds!"
Jim: "Nah, he's an ocho."
Joe: "Damn, that's one sexy ocho!"
1: adj. A state of constant and epic failure; To be Lickety'd; to have been found to be a miserable, lying retard; to reek of cat urine
2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy
"Dude, my summer house is a mansion right next door to George Clooney's on Lake Como. He and I have barbeques there all the time."
"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."
"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"
"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."
"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"