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15.
The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob with one or more fingers inserted in the ass.
"Hey Mike, why are you walking funny today?" "My girl gave me the Eightball last night."
by Neidermayer94 June 12, 2007
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16.
Type of malt liquor known as "Old English 800 Brand".
I cracked me open some eight ball to start the night off right.
by 40_guzzo March 03, 2009
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17.
cheap, scam of a toy in which one first asks it a question, then shakes the "magic" ball to get a sarcastic, witty, answer such as "not a chance" or "don't count on it.
Jane: will i get a pony for christmas?

Magic Eight Ball: try again later

Jane: will i get a pony for christmas?

Magic Eight Ball: try again later

Jane: *chucks across room*
by Kohrtni_Lin September 01, 2005
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18.
3.5 grams for $200
I have a good dealer; for $200 he will sell me an eight ball anywhere from 3.5 to 4.5 grams.
by donkey puncher February 06, 2004
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19.
n

by 1940s

A chronically unfortunate and ineffective person.

loser, sad sack
What an eight ball this guy is.
by Rolf Klischewski February 11, 2004
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20.
1/8 ounce of dope that loosers use.
You gotta be one dumb motherfucker to mess with this eight ball dope shit.
by Jack November 09, 2003
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21.
The problem person in the group, or one who stands out.
Well, we had a good turnout of volunteers--if you disregard that one 8-ball who smelled like a goat.

What the?!? Why do I get stuck dealing with all the 8-balls around here?
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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