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12. eight ball
a chronically unfortunate or ineffective person
He's an eight ball when it comes to education.
1. eight ball
3.5 grams of meth or coke
damn, that 8 ball is already gone!
by tw33k3r Sep 22, 2003 add a video
2. eight ball
A quantity of cocaine or crystal that weighs an eighth of an ounce, hence an "eight ball", which is equivalent to 3.5 grams.
We did an eight ball of blow and danced until ten the next morning.
by Dallasbb Jun 3, 2005 add a video
3. eight ball
1/8 ounce of Cocaine or Methamphetimine
by Chuck L Sep 5, 2003 add a video
4. eight ball
3.5 grams of cocaine
i had 28 grams of cocaine and sold an eightball- i have 24.5 grams left
by p. escobar Sep 11, 2003 add a video
5. eight ball
Type of malt liquor known as "Old English 800 Brand".
I cracked me open some eight ball to start the night off right.
6. eight ball
a superviolent shaved-headed racist neofascist punk type - called an 8-ball because he/she does 8-balls, or has a shaved head like an 8-ball, or is the game ender like an 8-ball (once they show up and thrash the party is over)
It was cool until she brought her 8-ball boyfriend over. What a psycho.
by Grrlscout Sep 3, 2003 add a video
7. eight ball
cheap, scam of a toy in which one first asks it a question, then shakes the "magic" ball to get a sarcastic, witty, answer such as "not a chance" or "don't count on it.
Jane: will i get a pony for christmas?

Magic Eight Ball: try again later

Jane: will i get a pony for christmas?

Magic Eight Ball: try again later

Jane: *chucks across room*
by Kohrtni_Lin Sep 1, 2005 add a video
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