Extremely sexy Finnish cellist. Mastermind behind most work by the Finnish cellist trio, Apocalyptica
. Has written many fabulous songs, Harmageddon being the first. Big pouty lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a very sexy body when covered in leather clothing. Writer of the single gospel in the Dynasticist (see Dynasticsm
) Bible. Is a control-freak and appears at times to be a sadist.
Is also known as Sex With A Cello Bow.
He lives in my pants. And sometimes in Finland.