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An exceptionally stupid person. Embarrassingly low personal hygiene standards. A complete mong at sports. Wholly unattractive to women, probably a closet hom.
Look at that fuckin' eibhear! Jog on you eibhear! That eibhear at the bar was doing my fuckin' head in - he just wouldn't shut his noise!si spastic mong toby muppet clown gimp retard windowlickermug
by hurstsel April 06, 2009

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