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Egress a Hot Mess 

A gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the anus.
After eating a huge burrito for lunch I had to egress a hot mess.
Egress a Hot Mess by natfipples November 7, 2017

Snowy Egret 

A middle aged woman with long bird like legs who enjoys catching cum in her overgrown pubic hair.

This elusive creature can be found in or near ourdoor bars, poolside cabanas, nude beaches, and can usually be idenitfied by unique characteristics such as; dirty tattoos, unaturally died hair, skid marks on her knees and an insistence that pubic hair is sexy.
I saw a Jimmy Buffet cover band at Whiskey Joe's last night and after the show I shagged this stork and she turned out to be a Snowy Egret.
Snowy Egret by The WL March 22, 2011
The way out, the exit
"Instructions for Egress."
egress by system.man1ac October 31, 2006
/ˈi ɡrɪt,ˈɛ ɡrɪt/
adjective.
Another word for great. Of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above average.
Wow, Jess is so egret!!
Jess and Adeline are the egretest friends.
egret by greategret September 7, 2020

Egrestial 

When the act of taking a shit makes you jizz.
Dude, I just had my first Egrestial. It was Euphoric
Egrestial by Wakanaman December 9, 2020
Egresa is that type of girl that is smart but it’s not a nerd.She is an overthinker and will let herself down for her family and friends.But be careful,if you get on her bad side,you will regret everything you did
Person 1:My bestie is called Egresa!

Person 2:Lucky you!