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The belief in oneself and all of one's own capabilities.
While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities. Not to be confused with the words: self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique One: "Hey God.."
God: "YES?" One: "This can't go on..." God: "HOW COME?" One: I've found someone else to believe in... God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time? One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you God: *speechless* One: You're just so outdated...sorry. God: "but, the bible.." One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me... God: "I loved you!" One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism... *Poof* God disappears One: Wow, reminds me of my ex... |
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