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earjackulate 

To stick a Miley Cyrus tooth tunes toothbrush so far into the ear, you experience an orgasmic effect.
I earjackulate while watching Hannah Montana.
earjackulate by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015
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egojaculate 

egojaculate

Pronunciation: \ˈē-(ˌ)gō-jac·u·late\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: : New American English, a combination of the New Latin, I, plus the Latin ejaculatus, past participle of ejaculari to throw out, from e- + jaculari to throw, from jaculum dart, from jacere to throw

Date: 2009

transitive verb

1 : to eject an opinion of the self (typically a douche bag) especially as contrasted with another self or the world in an orgasm of ego masturbation eg <"Kanye West, the egotard had another egojaculation over Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.">
2 : to ego-fart suddenly and vehemently; a : with an air of an ego maniac 2 b : because of uncontrollable self-esteem 1 eg <"On the Today show, Tom Cruise egojaculated about Brooke Shields and how he thinks psychiatry is a pseudo science and scientology is a legitimate religion.">

Synonyms: ego-fart, egoqueaf, ego masturbation, ego-fap, egohole

Related Words: egosmashtical, ego fried, ego maniac, ego tripping, egobese, egotard

Antonyms: polite, complimentary, appeasing, gracious, altruistic, caring

Misspellings: egaculate, ego-jaculate, egojackulate
Kanye West likes to egojaculate at award shows.

Talk shows are the typical venue of the egojaculator.

Many stars have ruined their reputations over egojaculation, but Pee Wee Herman lost his by ejaculation.
egojaculate by wmaxwell September 19, 2009

ejackulate

another word for ejaculation to a person who has the name jackson, jack or something close to the term
hey jackson have you ejackulated yet?
ejackulate by BetaKabore December 28, 2018

ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".
If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!
ejackulate by QuacksO February 6, 2023

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026