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Baby legos. Found on the Lego Planet in a galaxy far away. Hurts when you step on them in bare feet.
"I need to go get a ego-sitter for my ego."
by Shell Shell June 26, 2005
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"I got a big ego"
by BPPrice September 19, 2009
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The process in which one overspends on a material item to make one's self feel much more worthy in relation to amount they spent. (i.e. feeding one's ego). Ego is not the actual self perception, but in fact the expected gratification one feels they deserve.
by Chris Knowles October 14, 2007
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Something that can be dangerous and lead to death. But it's something all humans regardless must face!
It just proves your own ego when you talk about other people's.
by IcyHaku December 01, 2004
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noun. the term for a dick if you translate beyonce's song, "ego". she mentions it being "too big, too wide, too strong"
"dude she sucked my ego yesterday"

"gorillas have small egos...asians too!!"
by BigEgoMan August 19, 2009
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That thing inside my head. You know. The thing that makes me cooler than all of you.
- "I am Jesus."

- "Because I'm cool, and you know it, you love it. Word."
by ~*faye*~ December 26, 2004
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I was in his office stroking off his ego
by WestSideNigga November 28, 2016
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