| 1. | Ego-waste | ||
|
Usually found in corporate activities, processes and projects it is that amount of effort, time or money expended with the sole purpose of assuaging or satiating a decision-maker's ego. None of these activities have any direct or indirect value to the company, other employees, the stockholders or to conscious life in general--it's strictly the wasted time, money and effort to make a senior level person happy. Please add 80 to 120 hours to any project or activity to accommodate ego-waste.
|
|||
| 2. | Waste of Genes | ||
|
A person who is such an utter failure that his parent's genes (which probably weren't very good to begin with, given the outcome) were wasted entirely. Normally quite dumb, and can have an ego inversely proportionate to how talented he/she actually is. Avoid if possible. Wow, Ricky just tried to throw his own crap at you? What a waste of genes.
Why is that waste of genes even alive? |
|||
| 3. | myspace | ||
|
GAYYYYYY!!!! Ego tripping people who go on there just to feel loved. The most pointless site ever. Don't waste your time making one. People look for someone they met in kindergarden and add them as a friend just to seem cool even though they havent talked to them in over 5 years. Or they add people who they haven't ever met but they go to their school, their friend knows them, or they are extremely hot. Not really an age limit. There are 7 year olds who say they are 23! Just so they can make one. And people that arent allowed to have one sneak around for it. They go on at friends houses and when their parents are asleep and clueless! Myspace is a waste of time!
|
|||
| 4. | |||
|
To waste your time stroking your ego, stalking a person you met or barely know, or reuniting with old friends. I went on facebook today to tell everyone everything i did today, and then-some, and posted random statuses. added 12 people who are friends of friends, and one person I haven't seen in years.
|
|||
| 5. | cuffin' and stuffin' | ||
|
1. This refers to the arrest, handcuffing, and placement of an individual into a police cruiser. The term is used when the individual in question is obviously a waste of skin and oxygen.
2. This can also refer to holding people responsible for their own actions, and punishing them accordingly. 1. The police officers were cuffin' and stuffin' the gliberal (Yes, gliberal) "peace activists."
2. John Smith kept disrupting the education of his peers, so the teacher found himself cuffin' and stuffin' John all the way down to the main office. It should be noted that John Smith simply received a pathetic slap on the wrist, along with a Band-Aid for his bruised ego and self-esteem. He soon found himself back in class, wasting everyone else's time, and the taxpayers' money. This also encouraged several of his peers to display a contempt and disrespect for authority. |
|||
| 6. | pilot-doofy | ||
|
Funny young, ugly, redneck child of some very un happy parents. A PIlot-Doofy is amongst other things a DOOFUS, as his name leads us to make fun of. He has some major ego problems because somehow he believes he's hot stuff even though he's a lamer with all his big guns that are obviously a futile attempt to regain some masculinity.
Pilot-Doofy is a loser of the worst kind. Also, he seems to be dillusionnal. Hey look a Doofus; he's desperately trying to keep his thread about his new gun alive. Oh look! Now he's trying to promote his sub par website calles mustywindows. I wonder he was smoking when he came up with that one. What a pethetic waste of flesh.
|
|||
| 7. | smessette | ||
|
a follower of smess. A group of people who hang around the internet, helping their leader to inflate his already over-inflated ego. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.
Sam was a bit of a waste of space, in fact, a right smessette!
|
|||
