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Species of environmental activist (Gimius Limelitius), that sadly is nowhere near the endangered list. Considers itself waaay above any kind of requirement to deal in accurate information, to think rationally, or to treat the opposition fairly. Exists across a range of habitats, including fields of actually or allegedly transgenic crops (preferred activity: uprooting), banks of TV cameras (preferred activity: indulging in purple and impassioned pleas to rest of population that generally involve mentioning children) and rooms set aside for public debate with scientists (preferred activities: screaming, name calling, pulling hair and storming out in a huff). Its favourite habitat, though, is up a tree, preferably as high a tree as possible and especially one that stands along the route of a planned motorway. The species reproduces itself by way of books and websites featuring the kind of fuzzy logic once associated with the likes of Charles Berlitz. It associates mostly or entirely with its own kind and its only predator is Homo Scientificus Rationalis, or so it claims. Often covered in carbuncles, some of which may be mistaken for quartz crystals, and may smell musky or musty, depending on the weather. Claims to be herbivorous. Among biologists, opinion is divided between whether this species represents part of the order of mammals, or that of reptiles. Others say there is just something fishy about it. Look at those ego-warriors, uprooting your man's sugar beet and claiming to be out to save the Earth.
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| 2. | ego-warrior | ||
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a sanctimonious toss pot who usually claims to be an anarchist or protestor.
usaully sporting their own BRAND of anti fasion can be found in universities and job centres across the nation frequenters of the Rave/Free Party scene where they wage psychic and, occasionally, physical ASSAULT on each other likes to CONSUME substances usually banned by the government that cause DEATH to people in developing countries who meet the DEMAND to supply. this, in turn,FUNDS the CIA, ARMS CARTELS and CAPITALIST DRUGS BARONS and POLITICIANS. can be found in local beauty spots partying and generally POLLUTING the land the wish to claim back from the gentry. although claiming to be anti capitalist and anti-religion, these folk will cling to their own set of idealistic DOGMA'S like a catholic to their hail mary's n will sell you drugs cut with terrible shit to ensure they get theirs for free whilst making a tidy PROFIT on their initial outlay. hippy1: "hey man, i really don't agree with the wars in the middle east over religion and oil"
hippy2: "yeah, if only more people were like us the world would be a much safer place. hey, lets go score our AFGHANI black n RUSSIAN MDMA for this party tonight" passer by to friend: "omg...you heard those ego-warriors?" |
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| 3. | Street Fighter | ||
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A story about RYU's serious ego problem. In every Street Fighter game, Ryu keeps mumbling about going on the road to being a true warrior, never mind that he has already made a punching bag out of Ken, Sagat, Akuma, and M. Bison. It's almost like this guy gets high from picking fights with people. Sheesh.
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| 4. | PBP | ||
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Pussies Behind Poles:
A World of Warcraft term for people (usually healers) in arenas who's playstyle is hiding constantly behind poles away from enemy line of sight almost the entire fight. A poor excuse of claiming to be pvping, and realistically is a peasant class fighting style. Common defense against this insult would be "but its a strategy!" .. Strategies comes in different skill levels.. demonstrating PBPing just shows your calibre as a PVPer. For the good players out there, if you PBP, dont let your ego excuse you of this fact, for a good pvper can still heal, or do whatever, without the need to PBP. If it leads you to lose your battles, then at least you lose with honour, instead of winning, a nub... A 2v2 battle on Nagrand Arena, where a pally just sits behind the pole, leaving his warrior out there beating the enemy, and only comes out to clease, and heal, before retreating back to his pole.
The enemy decides to chase after the pally, but the pally, using his PBP instincts, naturally just runs around the pole, to avoid getting hit, and if he gets a chance, runs behind the next pole. Warrior takes one enemy down, but even with one opponent left, pally still sits behind the pole... waiting for his warrior to slowly beat the last enemy down. They win the fight..and inside the pally's mind, hes thinking "oh yeh! We owned them. We're so good". Pffft..... Bloody PBP, L2PVP |
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| 5. | environmentalist | ||
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Someone who says we should stop watching so much TV and get out into the wilds, and talks of wind farms as the next big thing in Green, Earth-friendly energy generation, until those techie eggheads actually build wind farms, at which point the environmentalist starts talking about how all those whirling blades pose a threat to bird life and interfere with the energies in a little old lady's television. They used to do everyone a favour trying to save whales and reminding the public of the evils of pollution and tropical deforestation. Now they prefer to chow down on maize that has been so mutated it needs human farmers to help it reproduce, and milk from cows with huge swaying udders who wouldn't last a tap on the savannahs of Africa, often themselves dressed in wool stolen from similarly unnatural sheep, while getting everyone riled up about the alleged satanic evil of genetic engineering. Gimme the old days when Greenpeace were risking their lives before the harpoons of Russian and Japanese whalers, rather than risking the sanity of Western civilisation. Let's do the environmentalist two-step, honey.
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| 6. | greendamentalist | ||
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Environmentalist loony, literally a green fundamentalist. More concerned with appearing in the papers and on TV, and perhaps cocking a snook at Daddy, than actually protecting the environment. Doesn't worry about putting forth anything scientifically valid, in fact prefers to portray scientists as rapists of the Earth, or some such. A goon. Greendamentalists would rather destroy GM crops than save the whales.
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| 7. | Imazumi | ||
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1) last name of a true warrior, poet and romantic.
2) to mentally or physically destroy someones ego with words and airsoft 1) Imazumi killed on the battle field.
2) He went imazumi on his ass. |
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