A smart ass that knows everything that ever has been, is now, and ever
will be, and reminds everyone of this at every given moment. You try to reference something loosely just for effect, and this
guy brings everything to a screeching halt correcting you with minor details, sounding all
smart like. no one really likes this person, but he tags along like he’s part of the group. he is put up with though because usually the guy has a sweet house with a hot tub that you take full advantage of.
You: Dude, This rubix is impossible!
Egostatistical"
friend": Actually, according to quantum mechanics, nothing can ever be "impossible," just very, very unlikely. Also, the rubix
cube has over 42 quintillion combinations for the order of the squares.
You: Fuck you I’m going in your hot
tub.