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A person who is black on the outside and yellow on the inside. In other words they're black versions of eggs, obsessed with anything Asian/Anime. They are a very rare sight indeed so if seen take a picture because you never know when you'll see your next eggplant again.
Bill: oh dude look it's an eggplant near all those eggs playing wii!
Dan: No way, I gotta take a picture of this!
by BobTHEIMPALER13 July 29, 2011
Eggplant is a sexual ritual not a weird ass looking purple vegetable. Eggplant involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.
Person #1: Where have u been man? Havent seen u for like 3 years.

Person #2: I was Eggplanting.
by chrisdylan February 17, 2011
A woman's reproductive organs, specifically the ones that contain/produce the eggs.
My eggplant is fertile, and i am ready to start a family.
by mbtfcp July 30, 2009
An African-American lawyer or attorney.
That eggplant lawyer sent my brother to jail for 5 years.
by BlazerSax April 13, 2004
short for eggplant squatter.
I hate eggplants. What a filthy
by Pierre May 28, 2004
when your skiing or snowboarding or wutever and u completely wipe out and face plant and just loose it all together
HAHAH yesterday piper Totally eggplanted. like right in front of the lift line too!
by Julia February 09, 2004
To change someone's visual style to eggplant as a Windows 2000 theme without the user's knowledge.
"Dude, I think someone puked on my screen...dammit, I got eggplanted."

"Hey, I've got a cool idea. Let's eggplant this motherfucker."
"Wow, let's not go too far, man"
by The Finger Nick November 09, 2008