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the term that italians use to address african-american hey don't you be-friends with eggplants ya hear me?! next thing you know, they gonna stole your stereo or some shit!
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To Eggplant:
1. To bust on a girl's face. 2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region. (Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course) Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.
Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape? Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend. |
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Word used by whites, specifically italian americans, to describe blacks. look at these fuckin eggplants, theyre taking over our town
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Dan also known as dampsandwich also known as eggplant he is believed to be a descendant from the eggplant family, and speaks the language "hubba hubba" Dan likes to eat fellow eggplants while watching anime and the bee movie, he practises cannibalism. Dampsandwich the Eggplant posted a picture of himself eating another eggplant, with the captions "I ATE MY FIANCE HELP"
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A creepy ass person with huge cheeks on the bottom and a pin head on top. The disperportionateness of their face makes them appear creepishly like an eggplant. He's such an eggplant, I hope he goes on a cheek fat loss diet and stops stalking me.
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An insulting noun to describe stupid and or useless person, much like the actual plant. It is best used on a person of low intelligence as they do not understand they are being called an eggplant. Kramer - You Fucking Eggplant!!
Jem- Whyyy? Kramer- Because all you do is sit around like an eggplant! Jem- I'm confused! Kramer- BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING EGGPLANT!!!! |
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Eggplant is a sexual ritual not a weird ass looking purple vegetable. Eggplant involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year. Person #1: Where have u been man? Havent seen u for like 3 years.
Person #2: I was Eggplanting. |
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