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1.
the term that italians use to address african-american
hey don't you be-friends with eggplants ya hear me?! next thing you know, they gonna stole your stereo or some shit!
by Ronny December 08, 2003
 
2.
To Eggplant:

1. To bust on a girl's face.

2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.

(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)
Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.

Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?

Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.
by I am XANDERALE April 19, 2009
 
3.
Word used by whites, specifically italian americans, to describe blacks.
look at these fuckin eggplants, theyre taking over our town
by bukkake December 01, 2004
 
4.
word to describe a black person. Egg plant is also known as an aubergine, they are black, hense egg plant being a black person.
White man: Hey egg plant!
Blacky: Wassup my nigger!!
by sluts with nuts June 11, 2007
 
5.
Dan also known as dampsandwich also known as eggplant

he is believed to be a descendant from the eggplant family, and speaks the language "hubba hubba"
Dan likes to eat fellow eggplants while watching anime and the bee movie, he practises cannibalism.
Dampsandwich the Eggplant posted a picture of himself eating another eggplant, with the captions "I ATE MY FIANCE HELP"
by Dan's Carrot April 17, 2013
 
6.
A creepy ass person with huge cheeks on the bottom and a pin head on top. The disperportionateness of their face makes them appear creepishly like an eggplant.
He's such an eggplant, I hope he goes on a cheek fat loss diet and stops stalking me.
by boogyman1234321 October 24, 2011
 
7.
An insulting noun to describe stupid and or useless person, much like the actual plant. It is best used on a person of low intelligence as they do not understand they are being called an eggplant.
Kramer - You Fucking Eggplant!!
Jem- Whyyy?
Kramer- Because all you do is sit around like an eggplant!
Jem- I'm confused!
Kramer- BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING EGGPLANT!!!!
by Tape63 August 18, 2010