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7.
A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.
She suckled me until my eggs nogged.

The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.
by Dr. Knob January 01, 2009
 
1.
a delicious holiday beverage made from eggs cream and lots of other stuff.
doctor:code blue eggnog overdose!
nurse:how bad is it?
doctor: he drank 30 kg of it.
by RED I July 08, 2006
 
2.
An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.
Egg nog kicks some buttermilk ass.
by bigboi3000 December 18, 2003
 
3.
Eggnog, or egg nog, is a sweetened dairy-based beverage traditionally made with milk and/or cream, sugar, and whipped eggs (which gives it a frothy texture). Brandy, rum, whisky, bourbon, Kahlúa, vodka, or a combination of liquors are often added; and the finished serving would be garnished with a sprinkling of ground cinnamon or nutmeg.

Eggnog is a popular drink throughout the United States and Canada, and is usually associated with winter celebrations such as Thanksgiving, Christmas, and the New Year. Commercial non-alcoholic eggnog is typically available only in the winter season. Eggnog may be added as a flavoring to food or drinks such as coffee and tea. Eggnog as a custard can also be used as an ice cream base.
Hey Sandy what are you serving at the Christmas Party?
I am serving cookies, crackers and cheese, and for beverages, punch, beer, ginger ale, and of course Eggnog.
by David Faustino November 29, 2012
 
4.
Mrs. Claus' breast milk
Come on Mrs. Claus, egg nog is very popular during the holiday season.
by JoyJoy27 November 23, 2011
 
5.
A Christmas themed word for when a man comes into a woman's mouth.
Boy 1: I heard you tapped that girl last night
Boy 2: Yeah, I gave her a good drink of eggnog.
Boy 1: Nice.
by AsiansayWHAT? December 06, 2012
 
6.
v.

to completely fill a glass or clear bong or pipe with marijuana smoke to a point at which the chamber(s) is completely white, and can no longer be seen through

n.

the smoke held within a chamber that cannot be seen through because of the large quantity of said smoke

adj.

a hit of a bong or pipe that was opaque with smoke
Dude, I don't know how, but you just completely eggnogged AND CLEARED my new bong!

Tasty eggnog, eh?

There's the eggnog hit you were waiting for.
by adosmaerc July 01, 2009