| 1. | jewdles | ||
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n. Egg noodles manufactured by kosher driven food manufactuers, i.e. Manischewitz and Rokeach. Traditionally eaten when celebrating the high holidays or ameliorating the high hangover. 1. Those jewdles really made that kugel delicious!
2. Jewdles and Ginger Ale made my hangover go away. |
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| 2. | niche | ||
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a quiche made with egg noodles That was a delicious niche you made me.
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| 3. | ramen | ||
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instant noodles.
japan actually borrowed the concept from korea. america has begun selling some that isn't half as good as the japanese and korean kind. really cheap. putting egg in your ramen tastes good....
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| 4. | Azn Chopstick Mafia | ||
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An Azn Baller Gang that likes to eat cat ears on a stick.
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The Head, Hiro Meister has a habit of breaking the ankles of C Meister (minion), and Mad Dog (fuckin white gang). The legend of the Hiro Meister says that he was found rolling down a water slide wrapped up in a rice cake. The legend also says that his father was a hairless platypus and mother, a skinny panda. The other founder of the gang is the Currie Meister. The Currie Meister has a very bad habit of J ing 3-pointers on Mad Dog, C Meister, and Hiro Meister's head. The legend of the Currie Meister says, that he was found in a roll of Cagbiatch in a dark alley of Hong Kong. His father is believed to be the god of the Seamen that live in the deep oceans of Japan. He is well known for the Judo Slap. His mother was believed to be the first empress of the egg roll dynasty. The C Meister got accepted into the... |
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| 5. | Dirty Ramen | ||
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noun. Mixing a raw egg into cooked Ramen, making it look "dirty" with the protein of the egg scattered in clumps throughout the soup. Origin: UC Merced Lets eat dirty ramen with kimchi!
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| 6. | Sauce | ||
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The sauce is an undefinable personality trait that some women possess. It could best be described as sexual confidence, or flirtyness, but it's not quite either. Everyone knows it exsists, but no one really has a name for it, hence the name. The sauce is very important. As Sizzles law of attraction states: a physically attractive woman who has no sauce, is less attractive than a physically less attractive woman with the sauce. For an analogy: You could have some of the best egg noodles with no sauce, but they won't be nearly as good as some ramen noodles with awesome sauce on them. "That chick walked by, said hey, and looked over her shoulder and smiled and winked at me as she passed. That chick has the sauce!"
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| 7. | Waste Management | ||
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When you fuck a bitch next to a dumpster and then tip her in when you're finished with her. Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?
Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night. Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?! Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!" |
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