Top Definition
1. what cum is called when it fills a cup so much that it looks like thick egg nog
2. a description of cum used to emphasize its thickness(usually considered disgusting) and thus create a stronger image; often used in an insulting context.

1. I thought that gargling egg nog cum could cure erectile dysfunction.
2a. The thick layer of viscous, white, sticky egg nog cum on the back seat of the car would not wash off after the three hours I had spent fucking.
2b. That band that played at the party just sucks egg nog cum.
by IntestinePoet December 12, 2005

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