|554.||Ty Cobb Salad|
A salad consisting of Cauliflower, Egg Whites, Turnips, Celeriac, Parsnips, Onions and Grilled Chicken Breast, topped with ranch dressing. Every ingredient is white, so it is named after ultra racist early 1900's baseball player Ty Cobb. Ty Cobb was known to hate people of color very much, even bragging that he killed a black man in his past.
When a restaurant in Texas added the Ty Cobb Salad to their menu, it immediately drew the ire of the black residents of the community.
|555.||Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick|
when you and a lovely woman or man are having intercor- sex! you bust your fat nutt into her mouth and kick her in the shin. then with your left foot you kick her in the cooch.(: thus causing her much pain and confusion. sometimes she will hurt her self in confusion other times she will spit out your nutt like a donkey. this is when you stop everything, pick up what you can of your nutt, sprinkle in on your toe, then you stick your toe into her cooch. 9 months later you will have an egg. you must crack then suddy side up frie the egg on a sunday. you then accuire the move Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick. you are now aloud to teach this move to one of your special pokemon. (can only be learned once) Move takes out 1000000 hp. or a one hit k-o. but your pokemon gets a raging hard on thus causing its attack, defense, speed, to go down, but its horneyness to sharply rise twice. See Mondo Donkey Saturday Punch (orriginated in Mexico in a mexican poptart plant while splicing febreze and semenmore...
When a man is doing a girl from behind and he grabs a hand full of flour and "antiques" the girl's downstairs, then immediately cracks an egg or two on her back and begins to "churn" the mixture rapidly while yelling, "THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE PANCAKES!" When the man has finished he then takes a bottle of syrup and proceeds to cover the girls body with sticky goodness.
Making pancakes is for professionals only. Do not try this on a first date.
a rooster smokin League of Legends/WOW/Starcraft constantly. may include yelling of sorts, grunting and possible seizures.
Man, you hear that rooster roostin last night?
Yeah goon, he was roostin hard...I think he almost laid an egg.
|558.||Angry as a bird|
A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.
Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!
What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.
I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.
|560.||Triple Threat Sundae|
The most appetizing form of defecation/excretion a human has conceived of. First, someone takes a HUGE shit (chocolate), at which point someone jizzes on it (whipped cream), then another person deposits their period on top of it all (cherry on top)! But be considerate--the consumer of this delicious treat might need some napkins (wipe your ass on toilet paper and leave the remains on top of the toilet)! These delightful desserts are usually crafted at Andrew's house.
Mitch: Alright I took my shit!
Tommy: DID YOU FLUSH?!
Mitch: No...of course not!
Tommy: YES..triple threat sundae time?
Sam: Yeah, I call cumming on top!
Tommy: Well...looks like I'm gonna have to drop this little egg on top then!
Andrew: WOW! You guys are assholes...you're not even gonna give me napkins?!
Mitch: Don't worry man, I already got that covered.