A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.
Oh hey, Scott, I see you’ve had an egg and cress.

Fuck you. Go and play on your gameboy.
by Sp456 February 13, 2019
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means litterally amazing - pant droppingly, jizz spaffing wonderful!

Originated long ago in the "Manor" by Pree Pre.
I flopped a boat and he hit a flush after the turn - thats egg and cress baby!
by Myphatarz April 9, 2005
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