Edivence

When a triggered moron wants to try to intimidate strangers on the internet, and is clearly losing the battle, they will often cite the existence of mythical 'edivence' supporting their point of view.

Edivence is always delusional and fictional, and not to be confused with actual evidence.

"thesaunderschild says he has 'edivence' that Capcom are keeping the flame of Resident Evil alive for the true fans with the masterpiece that is Resident Evil Village, but he's clearly been spending too much time playing with himself. "

Edivence by RobertAntonWilson August 19, 2021

efileni 

Very beautiful girl who is well spoken. Many guys like her but are too afraid to make a move because she is smart, beautiful, and a little sassy at times. She is a sensitive girl who wants everyone to get along. Get you and Efileni. She is one of a kind.

Boys: I wish I had an Efileni. She seems overly confident. Someone help me. She’s too beautiful.

efileni by Yser120948 April 27, 2022

Eifive 

The american dream. To be able to do anything you set your mind to in five years.

So, you want to get your BA? Eifive that shit.

Eifive by LDot7 February 7, 2010

e-five

Online high five. E-five.

James: I scored with that chick from the bar last night.
Joe: No shit? E-five!
James: E-five? Now that's just fucking gay.

e-five by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

Exiversary 

a celebration held on the anniversary that you had with an ex in which you do things for yourself, most likely the things your ex never did to celebrate that day. For example go out to dinner, buy yourself flowers,or any other self pampering.

Girl: This year for my exiversary I am going to get my nails done and go out to dinner.
Boy: Great first round is on me!

Exiversary by Miss Jeanine April 2, 2009

Eiven 

A small human belonging to the midget race and is a valued collectable. The thing that sets it apart it's unique bald spot defect.

Rick: hey I just got the extremely streched seven foot tall midgut
James: lol, imagine not having the ultra rare eiven

Eiven by Phazze March 30, 2021

eivelic

The type of music that Dream Theater has defined. Since the word "Music" will not correctly describe the sound you hear when Dream Theater comes on.

Man, that's way better than music, it must be Eivelic.

eivelic by Paul Bunyan May 24, 2005