My hovercraft is full of eels 

A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"

Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"

My hovercraft is full of eels by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010

eltse 

the improper pronunciation of the word "else". compare to "altso" for the word "also"

"Honey, I would prefer if we went somewhere eltse for dinner."

"Yes, I altso prefer if we went somewhere eltse for dinner, dear."

eltse by Aaaalt April 17, 2014

Eets 

Adjective.
Short for Sweet, meaning awesome, describing something that is preferable happening.

John: "How much is entry to that new club?"
Jessica: "It's free!"
John: "Ah, Eets!!"

Eets by urfavouriteitem November 10, 2012

Eetswa 

Sweet in pig latin, used by most youth on the east coast, particularly sydney.

Person 1: did you get the stuff?

Person 2: yeah lad

Person 1: eetswa lad

Eetswa by Churtothatone November 8, 2019

Eetts 

"Eetts" adj; An australian slang derived from sydney pig latin, an abriviation of "sweet". The word originated in australia but is also used in some european cities.
This word is commonly used by trouble makers and low lifes.

"Eetts to be sammy"

Eetts by pkay November 3, 2012

eetsways

1. The most finley polished form of the word "sweet".

2. Commonly used when describing any drug or drug effect.

3. Inspired from pig-latin but varying the orginal format for an aesthetic pleasing sound, with a more catchy tone.

4. Pro-nounced "eetsways" like "feet" without the "f". and the word "sways" all in one.

clements and danger dan are you feeling that, we're fucking peaking...eetswayssss

eetsways by kron-ic September 19, 2007

eets 

eets is just short for eetswa ahich is sweet in pig latin. little eshay cunts use the word a lot cause they think they be owning sydney and they think they are kings.

Person 1. did you get the weed?
person 2. yeah bro!
person 1. eets bro

eets by your fucken ass cunt July 2, 2020