look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
9.
A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.
The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"
by GirlSkater February 23, 2004
 
1.
A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.
"Edward Scissorhands" is a tragic cult classic.
by aisarete June 14, 2007
 
2.
A sexual maneuver where “Edward” simultaneously gives the shocker to two girls so that he resembles Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands in the 1990 movie of the same name.

Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”

Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Chris should order extra round pillows for his room at the Marriott, so that he can invite two girls back and go Edward Scissorhands on them.
by dismal_scientist July 31, 2006
 
3.
cutest movie ever!!! <33
johnny depp was super-cute in it.
by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
 
4.
edward scissor hands is when a girl chafe's you on a hand job
In 7th grade this girl had the worst edward scissor hands
by Billy V. March 19, 2006
 
5.
(v)To trim the pubic region.
I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!
by Fatwalrus October 05, 2006
 
6.
A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.
by shatteredv3 January 04, 2005
 
7.
Scissorhands is performed with the girl on bottom lying on her side. Her lower leg sticking straight with you straddling her leg. Penetrate while holding her upper leg straight up. Enjoy.....
Wow she cummed 3 times while I Edward Scissorhands her ass!!
by jGlo May 08, 2008