| 22. | EdWin | ||
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The (canon) shipping of Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell of the anime and manga, Fullmetal Alchemist. Winry also happens to be Ed's mechanic for his prosthetic arm and leg. Ed also is rather dense in the fact that he has not realised Winry is in love with him, but he is very protective of her.
Winry often chucks her wrench at him when he comes to visit with broken limbs, due to her worry about his dangerous situations. An example of an EdWin moment...
Winry: *sees broken arm* *has a fit and chucks her spanner at Ed* Ed: Ow... Winry: Have you broken your arm AGAIN??? Ed: Well, when I get my original limbs back, I won't ever need automail(prosthetic limbs) again... Winry: How can you prefer real limbs to the beauty of automail??? Ed: Automail geek. Winry: Alchemy geek. |
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| 23. | yoai | ||
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Anime/Manga term meaning Gay Pairing, invented by western fans. Yoai commonly means (in fanfiction terms) that there is more sexual homosexual content, as apposed to shonen-ai which would be more clean. Yoai pairings include - Yuki Eiri/Shuichi Shindou, Naruto/Sasuke, Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, etc
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| 24. | Stephanie Meyer | ||
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The woman who very recently put feminism back another ten years by writting the cliché-chauvinist-atom-bomb of all teen books: Twilight. Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one. The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI. Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part. "What you just said was so anti-feminist that it sounds like something from a Stephanie Meyer book!"
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| 25. | Bellice | ||
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The Bella/Alice pairing from Twilight, a femslash pairing. I LOVE Bellice.
Sometimes I like reading Bellice fanfiction. They are TOTALLY cute. |
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| 26. | Pantyward | ||
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Pantyward - nickname for Edward Cullen in the Twilight FanFic "The Office" He enjoys ripping Bella's panties off of her. Pantyward is so hot
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| 27. | Twilight | ||
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Simply put: the worst book ever to be published. It's cliched, has no actual plot, sends out bad messages, is anti-feminist, has puple prose, etc etc. It's fans are usually teeny bopper fan-girls who don't know the meaning of real literature, and who would kill you if you have a different oppinion. It's sad, really. Twilight fangirl: Twilight fricken ROCKS, right? Edward's soooo hot!!!
Normal person: No! It reads like fan-fiction written by a 12 year old girl. Twilight fangirl: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU?! *jumps up and down like a raving lunatic* Normal person: *walks away* |
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| 28. | lemons | ||
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Very intimate and descriptive x-rated stories about fictional couples written by crazed, perverted fangirls. Perverted fangirl: I just read the best lemons story about Edward and Bella!
Normal person: Um... that's weird. Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times. |
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