A way to keep children busy and to deprive them of a childhood
Why the heck to i have to have an education?
by pri August 24, 2004

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Upside: A piece of paper you wave around to get free stuff and a the right to make fun of stupid people.

Downside: You have to spend 18 years of your life taking it up your ass from school to get a lousy piece of paper.
"I demand a raise because I have an education!"

"Why do I have to come to school anyway?"
"For a piece of paper, now bend over."
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Something those on this site have never heard of before.
Stop posting on this site and get yourselves and education.
by the voice of reason April 25, 2003

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Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply ask for help), pass the tests, and get your diploma. It's free, and it's worth it.
Kids in third-world countries would KILL to get an education, and here we are, acting like spoiled brats by thinking we gotta "conform to the system".
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Something that one should receive to realize that America is a decent country. Also something that one should receive to live a good life. Oh sure, it's hellish, but it will serve you well in the long run. ^_~ this I know for a fact.
"You hate America? Sheesh get an education!"
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004

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Learning meaningful stuff while you're in school
"Say no to drugs, stay in school and get a good education."

Nancy Reagan's 1985 Anti-Drug campaign.
by Saints October 20, 2003

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Dude. Fuck you all. Education may not be the "source of infinite happiness", or the most important thing in the god damn world, but you need it to survive in life, unless you want to take cock in your ass when you grow up. Education is important for when you get older, if you want to make money.

btw, and you complain and say "Oh! 18 years of shit!"

Ok, now you try starting school when you're 15, and trying to get a high-paying normal job (doctor, lawyer, etc) by the time you're 30. You have to start it early so you can get all that crap in your head before it's too late.
Someone: Oh, I'll become a NFL player! Just you see! Fuck education!
Me: ....sure.

*7 years later*

Someone: Hey, lookin for a good time?
Me: ....sure.
by you're all fuckin retarded. September 22, 2006

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