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A slang term for someone of Middle-Eastern decent ,brown skinned, and occasionally wearing a sultan hat or turban. Similar to the term Aladdin but more derogatory. Jafars have been known to smell like curry, work at 7 11s, sporting gold chains and in some instances ninja attire . Most Jafars reside in Brampton (aka Bramladesh) where they carry on their family tradition of living in squatter housing units harboring fifty plus relatives, making carpets, charming snakes and rubbing lamps. Example 1: "If I can't wish someone 'Merry Christmas' then there is no way that a Jafar should wear a turban."
Example 2: "Man I really hate those Jafars." Example 3: Man1: "What the hell is that guy wearing?" .. Man2: "I have no idea but god is that Jafar smelly!" Example 4: Wife: "This new carpet I bought kinda smells like curry." .. Husband: "You must have bought it from a Jafar!" Example 5: "Did you see how many Jafars moved in next door!" Example 6: Daughter: "My friend Debesh wants to come over." .. Mother: "I don't want you making friends with Jafars." |
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| 30. | Quinto | ||
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The use of a highly-educated word that requires the listening person to look it up or try to define it in context. (Coined by Aisha Tyler and Zachary Levi) "Equivocation" when used in a non-formal conversation is considered a quinto.
Using a slang word and having to look it up is not considered a quinto. |
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| 31. | Indianapolis | ||
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A boring, lifeless city smack in the middle of an even more boring, lifeless state. Here is a brief description of what people are like in this nothing town. The inhabitants of this worthless city come in two forms. If they're males: dumb, cocky jocks or fake, wannabe wiggers. All of them are more racist than strom thurmund yet steal their every behavior from ghetto black culture. They either shave their heads and grow goatees or if they're clean shaven they wear "bald fades" like the black people like hate so much. They think it makes them look "ruff n' tuff, muh fugger". If they're females: frumps who wear gym shorts and t-shirts 365 days a year or sluts who wear clubwear even when totally inappropriate (like, say, church) because it's "hawt". Ironically, the women here earn more than the men do, since most men think anything other than being a convict, intermittent construction worker, a cop, or big box retail manager, all of which don't pay too well, is "for fags". The women, OTOH, actually get college degrees and better-paying jobs, even though it's always in "healthcare" or business admin. But instead of going for the few educated men in this town, they flock to the jock and wigger deadbeats like they're little Donald Trumps. Me: Living in Indianapolis sucks, it's full of deadbeat morons who think they're big bad tough guys.
Friend: Yeah, try putting these jokers in some place like the south side of Chicago and see how long they last. Me: I could write a 600 page book bashing this city and everybody in it...Too bad nobody here knows how to read and write! Friend: Better use lots of slang and cuss words then or you'll lose your audience. Oh, and make sure there are lots of boobs and pictures of payton manning and UFC fighters. That'll hold their attention. |
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| 32. | Shvitzer | ||
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(Yiddish/Slang) A Braggart. A person who always reminds you how "well connected" and "educated" they are. They want you to know they are a high achiever and well off. Sir Samuel reminded me he knows the Mayor personally and that he'll be at the Senators private party next week. The week afterwards he golfs with his Congressman. What a Shvitzer!
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| 33. | Guera | ||
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Mexican-Spanish slang for a white girl or light-haired girl. It is a jargon from Mexico that is also used by Chicanos within the United States. English-language speakers who are not familiar with the origins of Spanish words (or don't care to become educated about them) can become misinformed into believing that one culture's mumbo-jumbo is widely accepted by other Spanish-language societies. Guera (or Guero, for males) is not a word that is familiar among native-Spanish speakers from countries such as Cuba, Santo Domingo, Puerto Rico, Chile, Argentina, etc. Esa chola es una guera.
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| 34. | amur | ||
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Scottish Dialect(slang) - (I am) (I'm) : i) to be doing something. ii) to constitute or represent a cause or thing. (negative - amurny (I'm not) (I am not)) Uses 1) Usually a word frequented by the variety of human's native to Scotland known as NEDS (non-educated-delinquents). 2) Occasionally used 'ironically' by those incredibly witty 'stylish' and 'cool' people who post insistently on social networking sites or have extremely loud conversations in confined spaces. Teacher - 'Senga! I told you to stop trying to take pregnancy tests under the table during class! Get on with the work I gave you.'
Senga - 'Sir! amurny taking a pregnancy test!' Teacher - 'Well get on with the work.' Senga - 'Amur!' Terry - 'Are you going to come out driving in my dad's new Zonda tonight and we can stop for a skinny latte on the way home?' Paul - 'Aye amur' Terry - 'Hahahahaah! Wow you're so funny!' |
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| 35. | Beantown | ||
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Slang term used in reference to Boston, Massachusetts. Ironic as you will rarely see people eating beans in Boston. Individuals with intense elitist attitudes may reside here. Also home of the Red Sox, expensive rent, numerous colleges, and crippling traffic. I went to Beantown today to hang out with people that don't pronounce their R's, are hyper-educated, and/or working class heroes. Good thing they don't actually eat beans here or it would smell terrible.
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