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an edslattery is when u drop a huge chudmonkey on your best mates face while he is asleep, and then proceed to get your dog to turkeyslap him until he wakes up, and when he wakes up, you shout "ED SLATTERY"
Will: Hey guys, rob fell asleep and i've got a huge dook burning a hole in my pants, u wanna give him an edslattery

Ed: Sure thing, ill do the turkey if u do the chocolate mousse
by dylan dudley May 16, 2009

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