Epoch Phail 

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

Epoch Phail by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009

edoc 

The code word for when you, a friend, or that bitch you hate is excessively flirting and needs to tone it down a notch.

I shouted "edoc" when my best friend was flirting with Danny Zuko... again.

edoc by plastic surgery obsession April 19, 2017

epoch failure 

A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.

John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.

Jane: Wow...Epic failure.

John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.

Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!

epoch failure by Seamuskc July 13, 2018

epoch 

a long period of history, or the offsetting thereof... Good Lord, all of your definitions are so amiss!!!

You are all extremely stupid in your grasping groping for acceptance...

epoch by twiztdkitti December 29, 2003

EDPoop 

A fine EDPoop at school might just murder the toilet...

Me: Dude I just absolutely murdered the toilet!
My friend: What happened?
Me: I just unleashed an EDPoop!

EDPoop by lejerkygoose May 9, 2021

EDPoop 

The most devastating thing in the history of earth

I just unleashed a EDPoop
Friend: holy shit you must've MURDERED that toilet!

EDPoop by lejerkygoose May 9, 2021

epoch fail 

When entering a date earlier than 1970 results in an error or crash. Coined by xkcd.

"I can't enter any of my Silver Age comics into this database. Epoch fail!"

epoch fail by jgpallack January 11, 2009