Bedminster NJ 

Bedminster New Jersey is home to some of the richest people in America such as Forbes, Woody Johnson, Jacqueline Mars and Delorean. Lamington road and Larger Cross are where the cream of the crop live, not in the shitty ass Hills. In Bedminster you can find a lot of horses, big ass estates, and your typical bros from Delbarton, Gunnery, The Hill School, Lawrenceville and any other 50k private high school you can think of.

Places to eat are willies tavern they got some dank shit, as well as bedminster pizza (legit best pizza ever ask trump) trattoria Mediterranean (expensive italian restaurant where all the rich ass local mobsters eat) and salad creations where u can make ur own dank salad. O and almost forgot shitty Pizza Brothers where all the Spaniards work and deliver the pizza in a hummer, who the fuck drives a hummer now a days, o wait, shitty ass pizza brothers!

Bedminster is also known for the famous "Hunt" with Far-Hills (Far hills is part of bedminster Township). the hunt is the biggest Steeple Chase race in the country, however no one gives a shit about the horses, they just care about drinking from 9 in the morning till god knows when the hunts over. At the hunt you can drink from kegs at every other spot, as well as see sloppy hoes fighting in the mud, and bro's displaying bro love. The hunt is really the biggest shit show of the year and is bedminsters claim to fame.

Bedminster NJ

Bedminster NJ by Dan Danlar November 6, 2009

Bedminster 

Hometown of the Forbes (magazine), Mercks (drug company), Johnsons (Johnson & Johnson), and Lorillards (3rd biggest tobacco company in the US), to name a few. It's one of the richest towns in the country, and yes, it's in Jersey, but not the Jersey you know. Think Greenwich, CT on steroids.
If you live in Bedminster, you know what this town is about. It's "Bedminster" not "Bed-minister", for all you ignorant fuckheads who've never heard of this town. We live on estates, not in houses. We ride our horses with the Essex Fox Hounds to go foxhunting and go to parties afterwards with some of the richest and oldest families in the country. We hold the best parties because our parents are always away, and with 500 acres of property, no one can hear even the loudest music. We attend the best schools in the country, mostly because we're legacies or our parents donated a wing to the school. We complain about the shitty dirt roads because we can't speed the new roadster Daddy got on them without getting a flat. But it's OK because the CEO of Ford lives down the street and can get us the new Land Rover that isn't even out yet.
We know that the further down Lamington Road you live, the bigger your house is.
Most of all, we know that The Hills and any house less than 8000 square feet is not "Bedminster"- US 206 splits us from that trash. Anyone who tries to walk over will be hit with a rogue 18 wheeler as they cross, not to mention grossly inflated housing prices and general snobbery.

This is not "Jersey". This is Bedminster.

James P. Dillon IV: Timmy, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Forbes
Timmy: Haha, like that crazy rich magazine guy who does the Forbes 500?
James P. Dillon IV: Actually, yes.
(Awkward silence)

Bedminster by minster October 26, 2009

Edmeister

A swede man whore. Who likes to cheat on his girlfriends and chat up underage girls online.

Omg .. He's such an Edmeister.

Edmeister by Thesexibles April 7, 2010

elfinster 

A rather strange blend of British and Texan peoples, with only one known being to exist. Can be very sneak though does not work at the North Pole.

'Allo, are you Elfinster?

elfinster by Elf February 14, 2005

Ewmonster 

Noun. A person in whom the very idea of ew is manifest, be it in their looks, fashion, mannerisms, actions, speech or opinions. Witnessing an ewmonster evokes feelings of being ewwed-out, causing the skin to crawl with convulsions of cringe. The ewmonster transcends simply being ew as they are the ultimate 100% in the scale of ew-ness. Ewmonsters are often fashion victims and can inhabit any city, town or village worldwide.

Tom: Ew my God Becca, did you just see that ewmonster! Her capri pants and chiffon earrings are ewing out my life!

Becca: Ewwww! She is the ultimate ewmonster, I think her name is Ollie, watch out Tom, she's coming over.

Ewmonster: Hey guys, wanna hang out and come shopping with me? I could use some of your wicked fashion tips.

Becca & Tom (simultaneously): GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GROSS EWMONSTER!!!

(Ewmonster woefully skulks off)

Ewmonster by GoatBoat August 15, 2010

elminster 

The most powerful wizard in the realm of Toril (from the forgotten realms series (dungeons and dragons spinoff)) He was the first forgotten realms character ever written about by Ed Greenwood.

He is allied with many a powerful characters in the realm: The Seven sisters, Khelbun arunsun, many other.
He is a chosen of Mystra (goddess of magic).
He was born with magic detection, and truesight.

He is unbeatable, totally and utterly.

Elminster Aumar, remember the name

"Elminster is a god among men."
"He made love to mystra!"
"And he's so modest"

elminster by petrepete September 20, 2006

Bedminster 

A bubble town in Central New Jersey. A tiny place of huge expanses and horse farms, where the rich come to experience the country on their 300 acre estates. In the 1970s a developer sued the town for the right to build the largest housing development in New Jersey here. When the town denied the building rights, he sued on the basis that the town did not have enough low-income housing. So he built The Hills, a colony of the same exact beige house over and over again, and enabled people who were not in the top 1% of the earning class to have a Bedminster address.
Nearly 30 years later, the Hills is where the trash lives. West Bedminster is still enormous estates owned by blue bloods, who come out for weekends from their Park Avenue apartments and complain when their Bentleys break an axle from the crappy dirt roads. The estates are also a place for their children to throw parties when they come home from English boarding schools.
"Downtown" Bedminster is nonexistent, with a few shops. There is a strip mall by The Hills that offers a CVS, grrocery store, ice cream, and several crappy small stores that are constantly going out of business.
The public school is K-8 and has 80 kids per grade, so you stay isolated in the bubble until you hit your teens.

West Bedminster: You're from Bedminster? You must be incredibly rich and old money. Why aren't you at an English boarding school right now?
Hills Resident: No, I live in The Hills.
WB: Oh, so you're the trash that my taxes send to public school. Your parents work for my parent's Fortune 500 company. . . as janitors.

Bedminster by BedminsterBrat July 19, 2009