Edgerton Protest 

A "protest" that occurred at Edgerton High School which was against bullying but in reality was because of a cat fight. The "protest" consisted of scumbags, idiots, swagfags, and the most ironic part, bullies. The people here either just wanted to skip school, friends of the girl who was in the cat fight, or they were oblivious to the truth behind the protest. After the protest people started posting on Facebook about it either saying the protest was a bunch of crap (the smart ones) or a bunch of idiots who were whining because the majority of the school thought they were idiots.

*Conversation heard while watching the Edgerton Protest*

Person 1: Look at those idiots out there freezing... this is all about the cat fight anyways!

Person 2: Yeah I know...

Idiot: Umm some of those people are my friends and this is fighting bullying!

Person 1: Then why aren't you out there?

*Minute Bell rings*

Idiot: Oh got to go to class! Sorry *flees*

Edgerton Protest by Person229 December 9, 2012

teen-edger 

somebody who adopts the ethics and lifestyle of straight edge just to be cool. It may be done to hold a moral high-ground over your peers, or just a reason to combat your homo-erotic feelings by punching somebody in the face, a means of justification if you will.
Teen-edgers may claim to like Minor Threat, but only because their friends do.
Drink's Pepsi because it's ethically made, according to what the person with the highest scene points says.

"I'VE GOT STRATE EJ!! GUYZ!!"

or

*punches in face/looks down on you for drinking a beer*

teen-edger by holdthex's May 14, 2005

xfake edgex 

A girl/boy who pretends not to do drugs, smoke, drink alcohol, or fuck everyone in sight to seem cool. Mainly is a scene kid who transformed into a 'hxc' kid since they realized the scene trend is over. They hangout in malls, skate in public places and hangout in downtown areas. (Ex: Clematis, Rays Downtown Blues, The Underground, Backbooth, Backbone, Revolution, Dogpound, Culture Room, or Talent Farm) They listen to Minor Threat, Youth of Today, Over My Dead Body, Ten Yard Fight. Drinks beer one night and decides to be edge the next night since they're "finally growing up". They also support the local scene and spread a positive message since '06. They also enjoy organzing kick ass local shows if they get out of their AA class early enough, shhhh!

xRebeccax is a 15 year old xfake edgex, true till 21!

"Sean is straight edge: Going to see xbishopx tonightz! going to wear my xbishopx hoodie so I look like a fuckin tool! NEWJACK4L~~~~~**"

"xIWILLNOTBACKDOWNx: shit, who the fuck is low cool?"

xfake edgex by looseyourcool March 12, 2008

straight edger 

Somnebody who follows the straight edge philosophy. That is, a person who respects their body
*by not consuming alocohol
*by not consuming other drugs
* by not having casual sex.

Some straight edgers are also vegan(or vegetarian) but this has nothing to do with being straight edge.

Some edgers (the abbreviation for straight edgers)have become sxe (the abbreviation for straight edge) because it is "cool" but most recognise it is a healthy, mature way of life.

Straight edgers, in my opinion (I'm edge), should not try and convert people or force them into becoming straight edge, because it is a life style choice.

Person: Hey, do you want a drink / some drugs?
True edger: No thankyou, I'm a straight edger.

--or--

Person: Hey, do you want a drink?
False trend-following edger: No, 'cause I'm like totally a straight edger and you suck because you drink. *gets out hand and shows large black cross* - for more info look up straight edge

straight edger by Neera May 1, 2006

Edger 

Person who enjoys edging (masturbation technique). Usually does it for at least 3 hours, sometimes having 12 hours or all-day edging session.

He is a dedicated edger, he spent all weekend pleasing himself

Edger by Leliel July 8, 2009

Edgerton, WI

Town of Rock County in southern Wisconsin. Birthplace of some of the most brilliant, fun, and quirky people on planet Earth.

Rock County Edgerton Southern WisconsinEdgerton, WI

Edgerton, WI by crazydandelion March 8, 2009

Gardner Edgerton Highschool 

This is a school in the middle of no where. This place is filled with extremely ugly hoes who can't seem to keep their legs closed. This school is also known for extremely poor education and letting the children do drugs.

Person who doenst goto GEHS- Hey bro what school do you go to?
Person who goes to GEHS- Gardner Edgerton Highschool :(
Person who doesn't goto GEHS- Ew that's nasty. Are the girls even cute there?
Person who goes to GEHS- only one but she's hard to get. The rest are only good for sex and that's it.

Gardner Edgerton Highschool by Chickensweat June 27, 2017