|1.||edgar allan bro|
A melodramatically depressed bro who expresses himself poetically. Listens to Snow Patrol, Thursday, and Taking Back Sunday.
Josh is being such an Edgar Allan Bro, all writing morbid poems on his livejournal about his ex-bro-ho.
Get off your ass, stop writing shitty poems on your LJ, and quit being such an Edgar Allan Bro!
any thing associated with a fro.
frojob..., isn't that afrociated to a edgar allen bro
Prefixing a word with "bro". Common usages: bromance, broasis, brofessional, brocialize, broseph, brobot, broller coaster, brotato chip, etc
-Is Edgar Allen Bro a brofix?
-No but Brover Cleveland is
Meaning filled with angst, or of/relating to Edgar Allen Poe, this word originated with art school dorks and eventually made it's way to inner city street gangs.
"Bro, that mothafucka is Poe'd up! Look at his eyeliner!"
"He ain't Poe'd up, mein! He's just a fag!"
An individual that bears the semblance of being a cool person, but this perception is merely a veil for their extensive douchiness. A subtle douche may take the shape of someone not generally perceived as a douche (i.e. a nerd), but may in fact use that sterotyping as leverage to assert their ill-conceived sense of self-worth. Subtle douches generally aren't as blatant in expressing their levels of douchiness, but are capable of putting forth equal to larger amounts as their more expressive cousins.
Person A: Something about his class, man, I just can't seem to get above a B on his essays.
Subtle Douche: Yeah, I don't know what is either, seems I'm always getting at least a 95%. I don't get it.
Person B: I'm doing my report on Edgar Allen Poe, how do you feel about him?
Subtle Douche: Well Poe was something of a tortured genius. Unfortunately, the way he was perceived by the public outweighs the sheer brilliance of his work. He reminds me of myself in that sense.
Person C: God, The Beatles are such a solid band. I love them so much.
Subtle Douche: Yeah, the Beatles are cool and all, but they're waaaaay mainstream. I like Mumford & Sons. They're way indie bro. Seriously, like no one knows who they are.
Person C: You're a fucking tool.