1. Comedian that isn't really that funny, so needs a hook (dressing like a rump ranger
) in order to draw audiences.
2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.
After sitting through a full hour set of an Eddie Izzard show...
"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"
British, transvestie, comedian.
Eddie Izzard is the funniest comedian in the world.
The Greatest Comedian in the world. one of the funniest men alive, known for his randomness, tendancy to drift off and his well known and catchy things to say. He is a executive transvestite, he describes himself as a male lesbian. he is also partialy dislexic, he used to be fully deslexic, but thts not for now. He is also intersesting besause of his style of comedy, he is not racist, or sexist, or any of these things, he swears, but not at people. He engages the audience and often goes off track. He is a modern comic genius, and a great actor to boot
Guns Dont Kill People, People Kill People, But Monkeys Do To (If They Have A Gun)
This is the comic genius of Eddie Izzard
Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).
"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"
Comedian Action and executive transvestite, know for jokes such as "we british dont win the olympics, its a political statement because we dont like our national anthem! god save the queen! thats a pretty damned saved queen!" and "CAKE OR DEATH?!" and other political and historical refernce jokes
The cleverest stand-up comic
. He's an executive transvestite, and he's best known for Dress to Kill and Circles. He usually uses history for his material, staying away from offending topics like sex and current politics.
"You can't claim us, we live here!
Can to! those are the rules...I've just made up!"
"We'll call it the physcotic bastard relgion!
(Or church of england sir?)
Or Church of England, yes, that works too."
For all you who don't speak French... thats fucking funny.
Possibly the greatest comedian ever. An executive and action transvestite. Didn't join the Army because they didn't have a parachuting transvestite brigade. Lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. Not a fucking weirdo transvestite.
"You can't take us over, there's 2 billion of us!."
"Do you have a flag?"
"for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire"
A European executive transvestite stand-up comedian. Original as well as bizarre, with a hilarious view on life that leaves the mind wondering.
"There are no pyjamas in the valley of the dead!"
"Then we hit a tree. And I died."
The miracle that is Eddie Izzard.