2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.
"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"
This is the comic genius of Eddie Izzard
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).
Possibly the greatest comedian ever. An executive and action transvestite. Didn't join the Army because they didn't have a parachuting transvestite brigade. Lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. Not a fucking weirdo transvestite.
"Do you have a flag?"
"for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire"
Can to! those are the rules...I've just made up!"
"We'll call it the physcotic bastard relgion!
(Or church of england sir?)
Or Church of England, yes, that works too."
"Then we hit a tree. And I died."
The miracle that is Eddie Izzard.