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alias used when you are drunk or in trouble...also when you don't want to give your name to a fat chick or a douche bag.
yes officer my name?... eddi cook, no i left my wallet at home

dude did you see that fat chick you ended up with?...you eddi cooked her right ?
by edward cook April 14, 2010

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