Premature Ecrapulation 

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

Premature Ecrapulation by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

Premature Ecrapulation 

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop

The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart

Premature Ecrapulation by Who8myshoe May 27, 2016

acrapulation 

1. The custom of acquiring or collecting things of nominal value, or at greatly reduced prices. 2. Collections of things of little value - or at least appears as such to others.

Acrapulation can be a disease. He had a huge acrapulation of salt and pepper shakers.

acrapulation by Jill B. Horist September 4, 2005

premature eclapulation

Premature Eclapulation (n.)- The process of clapping (whether it be during events such as plays, operas, and orchestral performances) when the climax of the moment (or the moment most appropriate for ovation) has not yet been reached, often followed by booing and disappointed looks.
premature ejaculation

"That idiot Jack, confusing the theatre's intermittance with the end of the play, drenched the entire audience with his premature eclapulation"

premature eclapulation by Dmitry Khrabrov December 24, 2007

premature encrapulation 

when supermarkets and department stores put up decorations and holiday / seasonal stocks way too early.

WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.

premature encrapulation by veradux January 31, 2010

Evapulation 

When you cum on your belly and then fall asleep only to find the cum has disappeared when you wake up.

I experienced some severe evapulation when I woke up this morning. Where does it even go?

Evapulation by Reeder3232 June 26, 2020

Pre-mature Eclapulation 

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

Pre-mature Eclapulation by Taber Wood September 16, 2009