The Band Eclypse 

A band that played at Bamboozle 2010 and had the largest break stage crowd of that whole year. That Band has currently 8 members listed below-
Jeremy Jordan Jones- Rapper
Daniel Lonner- Rapper
Jamie Ballan- Singer
Eric Sherman- Guitar
Andy Sherman- Keyboard
Matthew Yaspan- Guitar
Ziya Smallens- Bass
Scott Jacobson- Drums

The Band Eclypse was so ILLLL

The Band Eclypse by andyssssssssss May 3, 2010

The Band Eclypse 

A wannabe octet founded by L.E.D., the wealthiest boy in the town of Scarsdale, NY.

L.E.D.'s image can be closely compared to the story of B-Rad Gluckman, minus the success.

The band's shows consist only of students that attend the same school as the founder, and their parents and relatives. Critics view the band's attempt at fame unsuccessful and a disgrace to all genres that the band claims to incorporate: hip-hop/rap, rock, pop.

The lyrics of the band's songs contain material which the rapper L.E.D. fantasizes could be a reality. "My dad put a gun to my head and said, 'Nah I'm just kidding'" is a clear example of his attempt at living a dream. Any wealthy child clearly wishes their father could make an attempt at murdering their own son.

I honestly can't listen to The Band Eclypse... I'd rather listen to Sam Adams or Justin Bieber or something that's ACTUALLY pleasing to the ears!

The Band Eclypse by 1xsamadamsx1 October 27, 2010

The Pox-Eclipse 

(derived from apocalypse)
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.

see Mad Max Wasteland

Looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start.

It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!

And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.

The Pox-Eclipse by a random name generator April 12, 2019

rectal eclipse 

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.

"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."

rectal eclipse by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Total Eclipse of the Fart 

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.

Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.

Total Eclipse of the Fart by heffelda October 25, 2010

Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.

The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.

Penile Eclipse by Washooter September 3, 2012

KJ Eclipse 

Verb. See the definition of Ill. - To do something very well, or "ill" at any given time. Used in the context of rap and hip hop, sometimes it can mean to "drop lyrics of fury".

That man was so eloquent the other night, you could say he "KJ Ecclipsed" the song.

"You just KJ Eclipsed that speech, well done"

KJ Eclipse by Chuck Laundromat June 6, 2009