Eline 

A great girl with a beautiful smile. She might be sensitive but is mostly happy and always there for her friends. She is sweet and kind and you’ve probably never heard her swear. She has good intentions whenever she does something and never wants others to worry about her. She can get quite depressed sometimes, so take care of the cutie.

That’s an Eline! She’s bound to help us!

Eline by Eline lover September 22, 2018

edline 

1. A students worst nightmare.

2. Edline allows parents to check grades with the click of a mouse. If your parent or guardian seems upset, irritable, and is questioning you about your grades, leave your house immediately, for they have been exposed to the Edline.

Student: Hey mom and dad can I go to the movies tonight?

Mom & Dad: Uhh no. We just checked Edline and your algebra scores are unnacceptable.

Student: I hate edline.

edline by YessiCroos June 21, 2007

Eline 

cool swag and hot. everybody wants a friend like Eline

I love Eline.

Eline by swagawesomecool February 9, 2021

Edline 

The biggest enemy of most high school students. Basically it sends an email to your parents when it updates and allows them to see all of your grades.

Sorry dude i cant go paintballing my parents just got an edline report

Edline by gregmax19 October 11, 2009

Edline 

The worst Hell on Earth. Satan's best friend. A parent's excuse to grounding. A naked jog through a cactus mine field while on fire.

Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.

Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."

Mom: Hi honey, how was school today?
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*

Edline by Andie D. March 5, 2011

edline 

1. so basically, edline has become the most evil thing known to a kid in the Montgomery County School system (MD). child abuse has increased up to 73% because of edline.
2. a website where teachers have the pleasure to update students' grades so that parents can view anytime they need a reason to ground their kids.

Parent: OMG! YOU FAILED YOUR BIO TEST!??? -b*tch slap-
Kid: -sobs- effing edline!

edline by Deeeeeeeeee December 13, 2008

eline 

cute, cuddly creature sure to turn into a fine older creature. anyone who lets an eline go would be crazy. the ultimate party/love partner.

dude, i met an eline last night...it was amazing...

eline by dadadada November 14, 2004