Emobathe 

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "

I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?

Emobathe by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

emobation

A person who masterbates with an element of emo-ness to it. Common practise for a girl would be to use knives or other sharp items to masterbate with, giving pleasure and pain simultaneously.

1. That girl carmen, emobates!
2. Those dutch girls, are such emobaters!
3. I hate people who practice emobation.

emobation by Nitesh P October 24, 2008

Emobate 

To masturbate while cutting yourself and crying, just to prove how hardcore you are. You aren't hardcore if you don't Emobate.

I Emobate all the time, usually my boyfriend is fucking my ass and cutting himself. We are hardcore.

Emobate by EmoMan183628735 April 17, 2005

ebobabble 

Ebonic nonsense. Slang used by blacks in America to sound "cool".

A typical ebobabble greeting is "Yo bro. Whazup?"

ebobabble by ô¿ô July 2, 2008

ebonatrois 

Three hot black chics gettin' it on.

Now, those three hotties over there. That's an ebonatrois waiting to happen.

ebonatrois by G Child HG September 9, 2011

egobating 

the act of videotaping ones selfe masterbating, then masterbating to that video.

i used to think my dad was normal but i cought him egobating the other day.

egobating by reconwolf117 May 19, 2011

ebolation 

derived from (Ebola
+ jubilation) when a person experiences tremendous joy at the notion of a large scale pandemic so one could further relentlessly pursue his or her Christian values

Jessica is sewing Covid-19 masks again. Tommy just got fired from the office. We are gonna have sex and binge watch "GOT" later in ebolation.

ebolation by Umri April 18, 2020