A small being that lurks on the internets. Ebobs will create epic lulz consistently, and are usually extremely horny. They are also likely to be obsessed with lady gaga.
That ebob was epic, but he's ugly.
Did you see that guy begging for sex?
Yeah he's such an ebob.
Ebob's are internet entities that spend way too much time being hilarious online. If you ever game with one, it will be hard not to laugh.
Sometimes, they refer to memes in real life, making themselves look like idiots.
Fred: "Man, sorry about Jill, you were so great together"
Jake: "Yeah, i miss her"
Ebob: "Forever alone".
*group glares disapprovingly at Ebob*
Ebobs are not commonly found on earth. You may not even meet one single ebob in your whole entire lifetime. They are hard to find and when you find one your depressed life becomes extremely happy because ebobs humor are contagious. They are extremely clever individuals who are also very witty and funny. They could also be possibly obsessed with hot celebrities like rihanna, which they will never meet because even though they are popular they aren't that cool. Jk lol (: They're awesome!
Did you see Ebob?
Yeah he's sooooooooo funny (:
Why can't I be him??
1;Expression which may mean anything or nothing at all. 2; A filler word used when one has nothing to say.
: Hey what are you doing wednesday.
: E-BOB chum bubbly E oh.