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ebeneezer scrooge

used to describe, often in a negative manner, someone who is stingy and crafty. a jew, if you will.
bro a. "man, what are you like, ebeneezer scrooge?"
bro b. "fuck you buzz killington"
bro c. "shut up ebeneezer scrooge, stop being such a stinge on your fucking chips man"
bro b. "you can all suck my dick"
bro a. and bro c. "fucking ebeneezer scrooge."

Ebeneezer Screw 

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.
"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".
Ebeneezer Screw by Andru J. November 12, 2009

Ebenezer 

Ebenezer is one of the nicest guys you will meet. He is honest, someone who is willing to try something new, likes adventure, will do almost anything for a friend and likes meeting new people and making their days. He is intelligent, humorous, and caring to everyone and comforts in time of need. He is very romantic and humble but overall has a great charm.
Ugh, i wish he could be more like Ebenezer
Ebenezer by CXVN Baller February 26, 2015

Ebenezer Splooge 

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."
Ebenezer Splooge by jkabat December 17, 2011

Ebenezer screwed 

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.
"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."
Ebenezer screwed by Irasal December 27, 2014

Ebenezer 

Ebenezer is rich
Ebenezer by Ebenezer June 25, 2018