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An online auction venue site where
1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car 2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves. 3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage. 4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer. 5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas. 6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture 7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it. 8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results. 9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want. 10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account 11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife. 12) which money never returns. Don't pay the postage- it's cheaper to fly to the seller and pick it up. Quicker too.
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the yardsale of the Internet I was trolling around eBaytoday, and I found two old AMDlaptops, a bootleg Blue Oyster Cult CD, some ron jeremy DVDs, and some livestock, all for under $60 total.
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a place where you can buy a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar and pay 29$ shipping but atleast you didnt pay sales tax.....
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A site where one may bid on auctions for almost any item imaginable, (not just useless trinkets, as implied by the other definitions here), with the allure coming from the incredibly cheap prices of nearly everything that gets listed. Often, it is possible to find items listed at half their retail price. Granted, shipping costs are usually high, but an extra $5 on shipping doesn't overshadow paying $300 for a new graphics card that's being sold for $400+ everywhere else.
eBay is like life itself; there is a vast array of choices to suit every possible taste and desire, from furniture to video games, to electronics, to books and trinkets. Fraud is generally not a problem, since there are thousands of well-known and trustworthy sellers, easily identifiable by their feedback records. One of the great mysteries of life is the mentality of people who bid on auctions days before they end. Are they intentionally trying to drive the price up? Do they not realize that eBay is an auction site? Or are they so naive as to believe that others wanting to purchase the item will let their bids sit for days on end, without being outbid?
Even more mysterious are those individuals who choose to bid repeatedly and consecutively on particular items. What explanation there could possibly be for such irrational acts, I cannot even speculate... |
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The only place where you can sell your soul and get $20 for it. "Ebay is your new Satan!"
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A place where anything and everything can be sold. Anything. I got some easy money by selling my depression on eBay. Now I'll try selling air breathed out by Ashlee Simpson.
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A place where you can buy pratically anything, and then you get a huge fucking shipping charge. Shit, my 1 cent DVD has a $15.00 S&H change.
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corporate assholes who want to charge you to for using there website as a yardsale. damnit, my account got suspended because i didnt pay my 5 billion dollar worth of ebay fees for listing a one dollar porno
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