Ebenezer 

Ebenezer is one of the nicest guys you will meet. He is honest, someone who is willing to try something new, likes adventure, will do almost anything for a friend and likes meeting new people and making their days. He is intelligent, humorous, and caring to everyone and comforts in time of need. He is very romantic and humble but overall has a great charm.

Ugh, i wish he could be more like Ebenezer

Ebenezer by CXVN Baller February 26, 2015

Ebenezer Splooge 

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.

Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."

Ebenezer Splooge by jkabat December 17, 2011

Ebenezer screwed 

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.

"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."

Ebenezer screwed by Irasal December 27, 2014

ebeneezer goode 

pills, E, Ecstasy, XTC, Vera's

A term used around 15 years ago during the rave scene. cheesy quaver.

"E's are Good, E's are Good - He's Ebeneezer Goode."

ebeneezer goode by Jules1111111111111111111111 July 5, 2007

Ebenezer 

Helper

Ebenezer is rich

Ebenezer by Ebenezer June 25, 2018

Ebenezer 

Ebenezer is a very nice guy, he is funny and very loyal. He will always have your back no matter what. He has a loving and caring personality

Ebenezer is such a nice person I wish I was more like him

Ebenezer by Man 13:12 May 10, 2019

Ebenezer Squeezer 

An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.

Especially popular around the winter holidays.

I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.

Ebenezer Squeezer by Lee Richards July 11, 2010