Earlville 

Old school. Evidencing tendencies consistent with and/or embodying traits personifying that which could be characterized as schizel. Totally Schuman. Fresh. Hype. Stanky. Dopey fresh. Stanky hype. Schuman stank.

Have you been to Poolville, Steve? Yes Roger, and I found it to be entirely Earlville, even more so than Unadilla Forks.

Earlville by Stanky Pete January 9, 2008

beatsville 

Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.

Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

or

Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.

beatsville by RyKirb November 1, 2008

catsville

The place to be. be there or be square.

You got to come tonight, you cant miss it man, its catsville.

catsville by lyall June 11, 2005

evansville 

it sucks ass

haha come to evansville its fun for 30 minutes then its dumb

evansville by funnyman1022 January 25, 2011

Eatonville

A boring little po-dunk town in Washington State with nothing but a market and a motel.

Hick: I live in Eatonville
Stranger:... Where?

Eatonville by C BJ S May 3, 2008

Evansville 

The largest city in southern Indiana and the third largest in the state of Indiana. With a population of over 115,000 and a metropolitan population of nearly 500,000, Evansville serves as a cultural, educational, and business center for the tri-state area that includes Illinois, Indiana, and Kentucky. Nicknames for this city are "Pocket City", "River City" and "Crescent City". It can also be called "E-ville" or "E-town". This major city in the southern Midwest lies along an upward bend in the Ohio River and has a considerable skyline for a city it's size (Tallest buildings include Old National Bank Building: 18 floors, 248 ft, c. 1970; Fifth-Third Bank Building: 16 floors, 226 ft, c. 1981; Casino Aztar Hotel: 12 floors, c. 1997.) The city sprawls out over the rolling farmlands and meadows of southern Indiana at a total land area of 41 sq. miles. People are quite friendly and hospitable, most are educated and understanding. There is plenty to do in the way of shopping, eating, cultural activities, and sight-seeing.

Evansville has excellent healthcare centers and is a great place to raise a family.

Evansville by The Midwestern Soldier November 5, 2004

Evansville 

The county seat of Vanderburgh Co. and largest city in city in southern Indiana, as well as the third largest metropolitan city in the state of Indiana. This considerably big city is home to a local pop (carbonated beverage) manufacturing company known as RC Cola. It is also the headquarters of Old National Bank and one of the regional headquarters for Fifth-Third Bank. Girls here are beautiful, the healthcare is great, and the crime rates are low. People are usually quite hospitable and the skyline is rather impressive when you consider the population of this big town. It's strategic location on a horseshoe bend along the Ohio River makes it a great economic and industrial river port that hauls in and casts off tons of barges with hot commodities like coal each year from its busy docks. The City of Evansville is the metropolitan "capital" for a tri-state area that includes southern Illinois, northwestern Kentucky, and southern Indiana. It is a fun and great place to visit with many various places to shop and an awesome mall. Evansville also has a very rich German heritage.

Evansville kicks ass and is accessible to over half of the United States' population in at most a one day-long drive.

Evansville by Radical Republican November 18, 2004