| 988. | Death Fries | ||
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Death fries are fries that have cheese on them with bacon or other toppings most commonly from in-n-out that have the animal style secret sauce on them cheese and grilled onion D: hey man you shouldn't be eating those fries!!
Y: why not they are really good animal style fries D: they are going to give you a heart attack those are death fries |
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| 989. | atwatic | ||
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referring to a wet vagina; sexual acts involving a wet vagina such as eating a girl out "So dude how'd your date go last night?"
"Well lets just say she warmed up to me so much that I was atwatic and she was loving it." |
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| 990. | Itchy Kitty | ||
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When you eat a girl out after trimming your facial hair, but haven't cleaned off all the clippings, resulting in severe female itching and discomfort. "Yeah I like that my boyfriend looks fresh, but I hate how he gives me an itchy kitty when we fool around afterwards!"
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| 991. | Thorndike Confused Cat | ||
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Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation. Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning! Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome! Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome. |
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| 992. | Munching | ||
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When two people find a dead pregnant lady. Guy 1 puts his mouth on her pussy, guy 2 jumps on her stomach; guy 1 then eats the baby coming out Guy 1: Dude, me and kev went munching
Guy 2: WTF, that is disgusting |
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| 993. | Guitaro Taco | ||
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When you eat out a girl while she plays guitar. Dude, I gave Megan guitaro taco last night while she was playing Wonderwall by Oasis.
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| 994. | twisted burrito | ||
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eating a girl out while she's taking a shit Dude 1: I totally gave my girlfriend a twisted burrito yesterday!
Dude 2: Ew! |
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