(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of anal sex.

(2) The act of kissing the starfish, or analingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.

Chocolate Starfish - The outer edges of a womans ass hole.

Hot Dog Flavored Water - What a man tastes while licking and sucking a womans pussy after he cums in her.

Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water - Now this is when you take the semen from your girls pussy and then transfer it out to lubricate your womans ass and then you fuck her ass.

An extremely crude term for diarrhea.
("Starfish" is an extremely crude term for your anus).

A Starfish that is painfull due to a painfull shit. Usually the results from eating spicy food.

A sudden and violent sickness with the primary symptom being total liquification and elimination of the entire intestinal tract over a period of days.

During ass flu the infected will experience defication with the consistency of burnt coffee every thirty minutes for at least three days. The accumulated stress will usually lead to an angy starfish with a peanut.

Ass flu is almost always contracted by eating at buffet restaurants frequented by mobs of geriatrics; Golden Coral, Fire Mountain Grill, or Luby's.

1. The sphincter/exitway that a turd travels out of from the poop shoot.

2 The anal starfish that is caulked during backdoor sex.

The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.