| 50. | Unionville Girls | ||
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As a Unionville Alumnist I feel comfortable in saying that you should all be paying more attention in English class. If you were truly free thinkers there wouldn't be so much trash talking on a web page for slang definitions. If you didn't deserve to be called whatever it is you have been called, you wouldn't be on here telling people to get a life. It is my opinion that none of you have even the faintest clue what lies ahead for you in the real world. The truth is, if you could look past the Unionville "Clicks", you would realize that now is the time to have fun and learn how to take care of each other. The world turns into a harsh place real quick for those who don't know how to take care of thier friends. Mommy and Daddy can't take care of you physically, socially, and FINANCIALLY forever...and if they do, I pity you. So instead of bashing the rich kids, or hiding the new kids backpack, or gossipping behind slutty girls back, why don't you all take a minute to think about how much better the quality of life would be for you if everyone got along...or at least tried to get along like adults. My graduating class was hailed by the teachers as being the best group of students to pass through Unionville in 20 years, we were good to each other and our teachers and aside from a few bad apples, every day was at least pleasant. We still had our "clicks" but we knew how to transcend them, to see past our own selfishness and understand the meaning of the phrase "The Greater Good." Unionville is filled with beautiful people, the rest of your life will not be.
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| 51. | Sharing is Caring | ||
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A circle of trust where secrets can be told without fear of them being retold to the wrong people. A safe place whose members only expectations are complete discretion outside of the circle and complete indiscretion inside the circle. This is what it is not:
Girl: Why were all you guys looking at me in the eating hall? Guy: Its because we were talking about how this kid totally gave you the piledriver last weekend. |
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| 52. | Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea | ||
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Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds. After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.
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| 53. | Scummit | ||
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A scummit is an eating/drinking establishment that is named.. The Summit... however, this place is pure scum..hence..the Scummit. Scummit can be used to describe any eating/drinking establishment that does not fulfill the standards of a clean place. Dude, You wanna eat at Ciolfi's?? that place is a SCUMMIT.
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| 54. | gorange | ||
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Gorange means to binge, like having a case of the munchies! Also its the only other word that rhymes with orange. My friends and i came up with this during our spring break trip to Florida when we had been eating horrible food for 3 days and finally found a good place to eat. "I've been eating shit all week, i'm so ready to gorange!"
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| 55. | eat out | ||
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when a girl spreads her legs for a guy or girl. as the giver, you should then gently tease the girl with your tounge and fingers by tracing all over the inside of her thighs and near and around her pussy. then place your mouth atop the girls sweet pussy lips and spread them with your tounge. placing your mouth over the opening to her cunt, kiss her like you would on her mouth and gently push your tounge down into her sweet, wet cunt. continue to tounge fuck her until she bucks up towards you from pleasure. gently pull your tounge out and lick around but not on her clit. get your fingers wet from her pussy and gently rub the top of her clit until its erect and hard. slide your tounge over the top of her clit and all around until she moans. make your mouth into the shape of an "O" overtop of her clit and suck on it while fucking her in her cunt with your fingers or a vibrator/dildo/long hard object until she cums. if your using a dildo on her, fuck her with it with one hand and reach up and rub her nipples and tits with the other one. boys especially should make note of this eating out process- try it on a girl. its alot fucking better than what guys usually do, which is just licking her until the guy gets bored. this is why alot of girls expirement with other girls...girls know the female body and know what to do to get each other off. last night my friend natalie slept over and she and i took turns eating each other out.
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| 56. | Live at | ||
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To frequent a particular place. Often used to correct an understatement. "Are you eating McDonald's again?"
"Are you kidding? We live at McDonalds?" |
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