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1. Eating at the "Dangling Diner"
Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".
We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".
2. royal treatment
Being woken up by having your partner perform oral sex on you. It is especially well delivered when there is no expectation that you need to open your eyes, reciprocate or even move around. You just have a nice O or two and fall back asleep. Works equally well on morning wood or a crusty clam.
I woke up and had to shake the dew off of my lily, when I came back to bed I noticed the diner was open, so I got busy with the bun. I gave her the royal treatment until I got the palm on the forehead. We fell back asleep with my nose in the turf.
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